So you know the style: You're a high school girl, and your pants barely come up enough to stay on. Your shirt hits the top of your pants... when you're standing up. You have to know that you show some skin every time you move, but that's probably the point.
The part you might not anticipate (or at least I hope you don't anticipate) is the plumber crack. Yes, you are sitting at your table helping the person across from you look something up in the Atlas. And yes, I am standing right behind you seeing waaaaayyy more than I ever needed to.
But this fashion, I must tell you, should not be combined with the fake bake.
How do I know you fake bake? Well, suffice it to say that your plumber crack tan line (which I tried not to look at but couldn't help glancing and snickering) completely gave you away.
Saturday, September 13, 2008
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6 comments:
hehehehehehe.
HAHAHAHAHA! (Thanks for your help about Tacoma, too.)
That image is BEYONG revolting! Thanks for the visual! :)
So for the past couple of years I've wanted to start a business, but I have no idea how to fund it. I'm going to start a fashion police force. I will write citations to people that are showing their bra straps, wearing a black bra with a white shirt, a plumber's crack like you described, people that wear no bra at all, and various other unforgivable fashion faux pax. Next time you see something like this you should write the person a citation, maybe you could even include a fine. Who knows, she might pay? This is why I have no idea how to fund my business, but I think that it would be fun.
Stacey, maybe people who HATE to see those types of "fashion" will pay a penny per citation!
I remember telling SOMEONE sporting the plumber's look, "I only want to see that if I'm changing your diaper!"
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