Kevin: Wow, your skin is so white it's practically glowing!
Me: What?! (scoffs) Thanks!
Kevin: Hey, we're in Asia. That's a compliment!
Today in the car:
Me: I bet after two weeks in Hawaii I'll still be the whitest person on the island.
Kevin: No, I'm sure we'll see some 60-year-olds get off a cruise ship with whiter legs than you.
(We drive past a rather pasty retired couple.)
Kevin: Hmmmm... maybe not.
Today at the beach:
Naomi: (playing in sand) "Mess. Mess. Toes. Hands. Mess."
Penny: (after getting a good faceful of ocean) "This water is NOT GOOD."
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